i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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