My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
BRING THE BAGELS
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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