do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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