His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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