She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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