You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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