If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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