I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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