he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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