You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Randomize
