$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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