if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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