Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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