Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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