I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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