I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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