I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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