Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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