So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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