so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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