It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Acid is not a monday night drug
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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