K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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