does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
