found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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