his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
