i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You need Xanax blowdarts
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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