Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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