so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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