no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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