do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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