you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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