hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
