He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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