yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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