PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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