Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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