I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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