So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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