the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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