i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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