She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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