So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Randomize
