dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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