I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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