we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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