david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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