I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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