I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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