you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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