Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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