They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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