did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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