Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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