Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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