i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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