i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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