Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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