Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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